You are 22 % toff
Draughty castles and family crests really aren’t your thing, you’re not ever likely to be in the running for the future Mrs Prince Wills and you’re not too hot on the rules of Polo either, which, quite frankly, doesn’t bother you in the slightest. Who wants blue blood anyway?
Think I'm happy with that. Just to keep the balance, I took the "how chav are you?" test too...
You are 18 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
Not sure about the wannabe bit. Hmm.